Me: Have you ever felt just total and utter despair at the fact that there is someone you find so intensely attractive that you would marry and birth legions of their offspring 5 secs after meeting them in person but there's a strong chance you never will and if you did you'd be too flabbergasted/turned on/verklempt to speak coherently and you'd miss your chance? Isn't that like...a total bummer?
Rachel: You gave me an existential crisis.